Monday, April 24, 2006

[Thou] appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.



The above quote was taken from Hamlet. Special thanks to babalu over at Maddenmania.com for this link of great Shakespeare insults.

The bard of avon could turn a phrase like few others. Other gems from this great website include:

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

Taken from: Timon of Athens


Your means are very slender, and your waste is great.

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2


[Thy] tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.

Taken from: Cymbeline


It's very obvious to me that Wilmer Valderrama and the good folks over at "Yo Mama" have got nothing on ol' Bill.


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