Jack Bauer had me at 'hello'...

I have never watched Fox's wildly popular series '24' in the past. I've managed to avoid its clutches for 5 full seasons. That was, until last night...I had forgotten that the premiere was on Sunday and was going about my own business. I called a friend who as it turns out is a '24' junkie:

"Let me call you back when 24 is at commercial..." she said

"Oh yeah, I had forgotten that tonight was the premiere, ca" [click]

So I figured, eh, what the hell, I'll go ahead and check it out. See what all the fuss is about. So there's Jack Bauer, chained up in a chair, the bad guy leaning over him.

AND JACK BAUER ATE HIM!

Ok, well, he didn't eat him. But he did kill him with his teeth, which last I checked, was damn near close to eating someone. He just stopped chewing when dude was dead. Needless to say, I was instantly sold on the show. I plan on renting seasons 1-5 and catching up on what I missed.

I mean, JACK BAUER JUST ATE THAT GUY!